"No body gives a DAMN, you've gotta take it!"
...From the Movie "The Departed"

Monday, July 7, 2008

Sleeping with... "Eyes Wide OPEN"

This is an art form.. how can one shut of his brains completely, go in a state of in-animation, however remain to keep one's eyelids open, to give an impression of an extreme form of concentration.. to master this art form is MBA...

It starts as you learn it by practical approach to it, while in the class.. and then learn its extended approach while you start / resume your corporate careers in those dreary meetings.

The extension also invloves contributing in a non pervasive way, by nodding your head just at the right time, to give an impression that what has been spoken around is being internalised, and is being consistently reflected upon.

And just like a beer coming out of hibernation, to be its normal self, or the arctic frog coming to life after in a "dead state" from the icy arctic weather, the budding managers come out of their first lecture's Eyes wide open ritual, fresh and more interested than ever to contribute in a real way to the next lecture.. before they find that they are addicted to this process, and sleep again.. with "Eyes Wide Open"

All hail management Education......

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